Patient, I got the stone out of my penis, now I have to get the sperm out 😷

Suck my dick and give it to everybody? Pfft, that's easy for me! When do I start?

She broke down, but for a sanctioned burger she got down on her knees and sucked her dick

Cum in your mouth and we're even, but only after fucking doggystyle 😏

Hey, what about the creampie? All right, I'll put my fingers inside

What a cringe-worthy fuck - stuck in the washing machine and fucked up

Did you see on a hidden camera that I was jerking off and called for sex? Come on, Dad

Eh, now I wish I could go to the sea and fuck a pretty girl like that instead of all this

What are you doing in the bathtub? You better get your dick done